OMG!!!! I’ve been so MIA that it’s not funny. So sorry to abandon you. But fear not, I’ve just been blogging away and doing stand up shows over the past few weeks. I’m back and with a request to catch up on all the latest Blaria posts over the last few weeks. Click on the pic to go to the website read all the posts or on the following link for the latest post about “American Idol:” http://blaria.com/2012/05/23/american-idol-recap-color-me-unimpressed/

OMG!!!! I’ve been so MIA that it’s not funny. So sorry to abandon you. But fear not, I’ve just been blogging away and doing stand up shows over the past few weeks. I’m back and with a request to catch up on all the latest Blaria posts over the last few weeks. Click on the pic to go to the website read all the posts or on the following link for the latest post about “American Idol:” http://blaria.com/2012/05/23/american-idol-recap-color-me-unimpressed/

4 days ago
Fwends!!!! I’ve been cray-cray biz, but I haven’t forgotten about ya! I’ve been blogging away and I’ve haven’t advertised the latest posts. But here I am. Today, I’m talking about my love for romantic comedies, but be sure to catch up on the older posts. Click on the pic to read Blaria or the following link: http://blaria.com/2012/05/02/rom-coms-give-me-heart-boners/

Fwends!!!! I’ve been cray-cray biz, but I haven’t forgotten about ya! I’ve been blogging away and I’ve haven’t advertised the latest posts. But here I am. Today, I’m talking about my love for romantic comedies, but be sure to catch up on the older posts. Click on the pic to read Blaria or the following link: http://blaria.com/2012/05/02/rom-coms-give-me-heart-boners/

3 weeks ago
Holla!! Sorry for the slow updates, the past few days have been hectic. At any rate, catch up on the past two Blaria posts (about atheism & posing naked while preggers) by clicking on the picture or the following link: http://blaria.com. Thanks!!!!

Holla!! Sorry for the slow updates, the past few days have been hectic. At any rate, catch up on the past two Blaria posts (about atheism & posing naked while preggers) by clicking on the picture or the following link: http://blaria.com. Thanks!!!!

1 month ago
New Blaira post!!! Sorry to break up the circle jerk that is critics’ praise for HBO’s “Girls,” but it’s time for me to serve up a piping hot plate of #realtalk. Click on the picture or the following link to read my thoughts: http://blaria.com/2012/04/18/girls/

New Blaira post!!! Sorry to break up the circle jerk that is critics’ praise for HBO’s “Girls,” but it’s time for me to serve up a piping hot plate of #realtalk. Click on the picture or the following link to read my thoughts: http://blaria.com/2012/04/18/girls/

1 month ago
Holla! I’m back from the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, so check out my blog post from today about the Secret Service and hookers. Fun! Click on the picture or the following link to read about all the shenanigans: http://blaria.com/2012/04/16/hookergate-2012/

Holla! I’m back from the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, so check out my blog post from today about the Secret Service and hookers. Fun! Click on the picture or the following link to read about all the shenanigans: http://blaria.com/2012/04/16/hookergate-2012/

1 month ago

April Shows!!!

Holla!!!!!!! So I’m posting my schedule for this month hella late, but I’m sorry! I’ve been traveling a lot and been swamped with my blog Blaria, which you should check out if you haven’t: http://blaria.com. Anyhoo, here’s my schedule for this month:

Tues., Apr. 3rd: 8pm Comedy All-Stars - 444 Battery Street, San Francisco, CA

Weds., Apr. 4th: 8pm Comedy All-Stars @ SF Punchline - 444 Battery Street, San Francisco, CA

Thurs., Apr. 5th: 8pm MC’ing for Baron Vaughn @ SF Punchline - 444 Battery Street, San Francisco, CA

Fri., Apr. 6th: 8pm MC’ing for Baron Vaughn @ SF Punchline - 444 Battery Street, San Francisco, CA

Fri., Apr. 6th: 10pm MC’ing for Baron Vaughn @ SF Punchline - 444 Battery Street, San Francisco, CA

Sat., Apr. 7th: 7pm MC’ing for Baron Vaughn @ SF Punchline - 444 Battery Street, San Francisco, CA

Sat., Apr. 7th: 9:30pm MC’ing for Baron Vaughn @ SF Punchline - 444 Battery Street, San Francisco, CA

Sun., Apr. 8th: 8pm Comedy Showcase @ SF Punchline - 444 Battery Street, San Francisco, CA

Thurs., Apr. 12th: 8pm All Things Brody @ East Portland Eagles Lodge - 4904 SE Hawthorne Blvd., Portland, OR

Fri., Apr. 13th: 11pm Mystery Guest @ Bar of Gods - 4801 SE Hawthorne Blvd., Portland, OR

Sun., Apr. 15th: 7pm Hollywood Closing Show @ Hollywood Theatre - 4122 NE Sandy Blvd., Portland, OR

Tues., Apr. 17th: 9pm Comedy Show @ Alligator Lounge - 600 Metropolitan Ave., Brooklyn, NY

Sun., Apr. 22nd: 8pm Sunday Night Stand-Up @ Three of Cups - 83 1st Avenue, New York, NY

Sun., Apr. 22nd: 9pm Comedy @ Knitting Factory - 361 Metropolitan Ave., Brooklyn, NY

Mon., Apr. 23rd: 7:30pm Case of the Mondays @ Manchester Pub - 920 2nd Avenue (near E. 49th Street), New York, NY

Tues. Apr. 24th: 9pm Neon Dragon @ The Production Lounge - 113 Franklin St. #1, Brooklyn, NY

Thurs., Apr. 26th: 8pm Cookies @ The Creek & the Cave - 10-93 Jackson Avenue, Long Island City, NY

Mon., Apr. 30th: 7:30pm Case of the Mondays @ Manchester Pub - 920 2nd Avenue (near E. 49th Street), New York, NY

1 month ago

Late Night Monologue Joke of the Day: April 13, 2012

Kanye West said that Kim Kardashian is the Beyonce to his Jay-Z. In other news, Beyonce has said that comparison is the Vietnam to the rest of her life.

1 month ago
Portlandia! Two more chances to catch me at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Don’t miss me! Click on the pic to purchase tix!

Portlandia! Two more chances to catch me at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Don’t miss me! Click on the pic to purchase tix!

1 month ago
Here’s the latest Blaria post!!!! I’m talking about Jon Lovitz going H.A.M. on three 14 years old who got their antisemitism on. Oh boy. Click on the picture or the following link to read my opinion: http://blaria.com/2012/04/13/not-everyone-has-to-like-you/

Here’s the latest Blaria post!!!! I’m talking about Jon Lovitz going H.A.M. on three 14 years old who got their antisemitism on. Oh boy. Click on the picture or the following link to read my opinion: http://blaria.com/2012/04/13/not-everyone-has-to-like-you/

1 month ago